I don’t think of tumblr as a web site. I think of it as a way of being.
(Other than tumblr it’s mostly soccer web sites and the New York Times.)
i put the :// in http://
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
people who tag everything they reblog are fucking hardcore
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
trying to start homework but you kinda just